My name is IamRob, the owner and operator of Freak Safari…a website dedicated to exploring the empty space where my soul should be. I have been described as paranoid, cunning, and clingy. The adhesive type of clingy, not the emotionally dependant kind. This is not because of me being overweight, but more likely because I am Italian and possess a sweat gene that triggers my pituitary gland to create a constant watery glaze over the surface of my body.

The name “Freak Safari” originated from a friend of mine who traveled to South Africa and Zambia to explore elephants, distended bellies, and AIDS. He wanted to be a “good doer,”  whatever the hell that means.  On one excursion, his jeep tipped over due to a vomiting giraffe and he broke his right hand in a freak safari accident. It served him right. I want this website to be a reminder of how being good is silly, and that everyone, including me, has a heart…even if it is covered in black stuff.

If you choose to come to this website expect to take nothing back with you.

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