May 8 2012
Apparently Miley Cyrus has a movie out and the “Where the Wild Things Are” guy died
Miley Cyrus, whose talents have brought you things like…I think songs, right? She’s a singer i think. Well she acts too. Except nobody went to see her movie, “LOL”:
Miley Cyrus’ film “LOL,” made a total of only $46,500 this weekend, Movie City News estimates . That is just a few hundred dollars more than what “Marvel’s The Avengers” — which drew a record-breaking weekend total of more than $200 million — took inper theater: $46,100, according to MCN.
Note to Miley: if you’re going to make a movie, try not to title it after a potential Rebecca Black song.
Also the Where the Wild Things Are author died. I feel sad about this, but only because I just learned how to read and that was on my book list. Now I’ll be thinking about it, and it’ll be this whole big thing. Ugh.
RIP Maurice Sendak
May 08, 2012 @ 12:04:15
Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore are about to cross paths on my “fuckabilty flowchart”
Ken
May 08, 2012 @ 14:36:49
Miley Cyrus killed Maurice Sendak with her shittiness.
May 09, 2012 @ 08:45:02
It is a bit coincidental. Almost too coincidental.
But what do you expect when you have her sonogram picture as a cover for your children’s book. You’d be mad too Ken!
May 09, 2012 @ 01:53:28
I think there should be a rule that it should be 10 times more difficult to land a movie role as a singer. Second rule, you can’t name a movie after anything a retarded teenager would type or stripper dust. I’m looking at you “Glitter”.