Remember those Bud Light Presents commercials? Well they missed a few…so a few people from my message board made their own:
From Ken and Prometheus: Mr. YouTube Comment Poster
Mr. Beat a Joke to Death Guy
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March 7, 2007 | Comments | Celebrities, Comedy
A lot of people ask me, “Rob, how do you make a successful comedy website?”
Actually they don’t really ask me because my site isn’t successful, but if they did, this would be my answer…
Name:
Create your domain name using an absurd sexual act. I’m sure the first thought that comes to your mind is “Donkey Punch,” and while I know you’re there giggling about how funny it is to punch a woman when she’s expecting a penis, you’re above that parochial comedy. Well, not too above it, because you still need to let everyone know you can relate to the college demographic. So make it even more obscure. Like StrawberryShortcakingYourSphincter.com. Not only is this name catchy, but you have automatic content for your FAQ when some high school dork asks, “What’s a Strawberry Shortcake?” And you respond, “Oh nothing more than cutting a girl’s tits and smearing your jizz in her wound.”
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August 9, 2006 | Comments | Celebrities, Comedy
I like Comedy Central. Comedy Central is one of the few great television stations. I totally dig South Park, Chappelle’s Show, etc. This stuff is legitimately funny, and I’m grateful that I’m allowed to have this kind of comedy in my life and not some Jesus humping program about holy water running 24/7 like half of Arkansas wishes.
Fairly recently, there has been talk about a Mexican fellow taking over Dave Chappelle’s time slot since Dave couldn’t do anything after his mental breakdown and coke binge or whatever it was. “Oh!” I thought to myself. “I love Mexican comedy almost as much as I love black people comedy; this is going to be the best thing on television since those kids with the popped collars got locked inside a burning Hummer and died!”
Alright so that never actually happened, unfortunately, but the point is that this guy is supposed to be great. Funny. Loco, even. This guy’s name is Carlos Mencia, and his show is “Mind of Mencia.”
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If these posters don’t motivate you, then I suggest you spend the next few days watching “Trading Spaces” so you can muster the energy to shop for your tampons and club soda you candy-assed morons.
I’ve taken pictures off the internet and made them into motivational posters. I’ve used the site: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php to make everything.
Feel free to make your own and send them to me so I can add them to this list. I’ll credit you or something.
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Since Christmas is just around the corner, I thought it would be a very good idea to make a list of toys that children might want, so when they go to this web page by typing “Hansel and Gretel Storybook” into Google, they can find this page as well and simply print it out for their parents to see.
Jake the Paranoid Pooch.
Jake the Paranoid Pooch is a loveable, cuddly stuffed dog that says over 100 phrases! No child can resist his cute puppiness along with his ability to lower any kid’s self esteem through hours and hours of systemic psychological abuse.
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