WTF

Maybe the terrorists should win

Way to go, American people!

Uhhh? What the hell?!

Can someone explain this Craigslist ad to me because I fail to understand every part except the “Compensation: $60.”

Seeking long term writing partner (NY)

I am searching for a creative writing partner for a monthly text session that would occur via instant messaging, as well as emailing. The particular subject matter that I am looking to explore for this project is known as the “giantess” genre. If you do not know what that is, as long as you are open to learning then I am more than willing to coach you into the role. I would prefer if my writing partner were female.

The requirements: fast typing skill, quick creativity, imaginative, verbose, descriptive, and long-winded.

Extra information about your role: You would most likely be playing a very evil, even cliche villainess style of a character at times. To give a bit of an idea, without giving much away ahead of time, a good point of reference and example might be to consider a female version of the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk. You will also be picking a celebrity actress to play this role, while I would be doing the same for any other character.

Location: NY
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $60

The internet is a strange place, and I for one am grateful. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for me to brush up on my lady giant persona. Her name is Brunhilda VonBustybosom. “And a fee fi fiddelly do to you too, you wicked little scamps who try to steal my gold!” That 60 bucks is as good as mine!