Dec 20 2011
“Cocaine ingested from butt ends in tragedy”
Every now and again you find articles that really catch the eye. I copied that title from this article:
A South Carolina man who agreed to eat cocaine that was hidden in his brother’s rectum died from a drug overdose.The two brothers were sitting in the back of a police car discussing their legal troubles, when older brother convinced younger brother to eat the coke.Brotherly love soon turned to tragedy, according to media reports, when 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell died after ingesting the drugs. Source.
The author of the title says “Cocaine ingested from butt ends in tragedy,” as if this story could possibly have a happy ending. I’m a fairly imaginative guy, but if there’s cocaine being eaten out of an ass to trick the police, there’s not many good ways it can end unless The Great Gazoo popped out and used his alien magic to turn the drugs into rainbow sparkles.
Dec 20, 2011 @ 21:29:45
This was so much cooler before I watched the video.
I had so many questions. Why did the man have coke in his ass in the first place? How did his brother eat it out? Where can I see that video? Did he say “be a brothers and eat that coke out of my ass”?
…sadly, the video ruined all of that for me. False advertising Miami Herald. Now show me someone who died from actually eating drugs from a family member’s rectum.
Dec 20, 2011 @ 23:09:08
False advertising how?
Dec 21, 2011 @ 09:08:55
We had this debate last night, but the video makes it seem like it was in his pants, not actually IN HIS butt.
Dec 21, 2011 @ 07:44:30
I can’t get no more strikes either.
Dec 21, 2011 @ 09:12:53
It was definitely in his butt. The 17 minute video on YT definitely suggests butt coke. Or crack crack. ZING!
Dec 21, 2011 @ 09:30:09
Oh the HILARITY! Did you steal that one from @GuyEndoreKaiser
Dec 21, 2011 @ 09:43:33
He ate coke that came out of his brothers ass. In what fucked up world would anyone think this was a good idea. Never mind the e. coli that had to be all over it, never mind that you are eating a shit-ton of coke (look, I’m punny too. maybe I should tweet). Never mind all that, think of the stink that was on that. The fact that he could get it down without puking is, to me the most interesting part of this story. There is now way I’m getting that down, even if it was just in the brother’s sweaty ass-crack. The stink on it had to be awful. And what if there were little shit-chunks on it. It’s making me heave just thinking about it.
Dec 21, 2011 @ 09:58:42
Here’s a slightly longer video of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJHfqogi9OI
KevinC
Dec 28, 2011 @ 15:20:30
Cocaine is a pretty effective anti-bacterial, macsen.
Dec 29, 2011 @ 13:31:12
You know, I didn’t realize this when I was photoshopping, but those two black guys actually look like they’re looking at Gazoo.