So not two days after my, again, very non-psychotic letter asking the band Fair to Midland to come to the east coast, they announce an unexpected pit-stop on their way from Oklahoma to Texas: New York. Now while that’s not quite (and understandably so) New Jersey, it’s close enough to where I’ll be there rocking out, and pushing all the little kids who get in my way around. I’m going to feel like the Wicked witch of the East pushing the munchkins around, except I’ll have a penis, am not green, and if I saw a house about to crush me, I would move out of the way.
My letter worked!
So, as a thank you to Fair to Midland, I have used all my powers (and slaves) to create this very snazzy picture of the band literally saving the world. I hope you enjoy it, and thank you for your music and kicking ass:
Business as usual it seems...
For the full resolution picture, click the following link (it’s huge.):
http://freaksafari.com/wp-content/uploads/fairtomidland_complete.jpg
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I think Fair To Midland should get rid of New Jersey next to truly save the world.
I think you should be a bug chaser so you can get HIV.
No saving the world there, just making it more pleasant when you die of AIDS.
Heat vision wouldn’t stop the asteroid. It would just break it up into smaller asteroids, causing a bigger problem rather than solving it. A better solution would be to fly into orbit and push it off course, either by installing modular rocket boosters or through the use of (apparently available) superpowers.
@Ken:
That’s not true. The laser eye could easily match its speed and decelerate, and then break up the meteor into many objects which would be like a few rocks hitting the ground.
@Ken:
No you silly! It’s heat AND telekinetic vision. Duh!
@ShawShaw
Of course! I KNEW Matt had telekinetic powers…I just couldn’t prove it until this picture. Bless!
unbelievable.