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April 10, 2009
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- March 2010 (6)
- 12: Why Didn’t I Think Of This? (0)
- 10: She’s Feeling A Little Horny… (0)
- 09: Do not pass Go. (0)
- 05: Stupid Fucking Polar Bears (0)
- 03: A “Parent” Who Should Be Forcibly Sterilized With Rusty Barbed Wire (0)
- 02: Perky Chinese eyes? (0)
- February 2010 (14)
- 26: How Could They Not See This Coming? (0)
- 24: Still Hope For Dangerous Lilly (0)
- 23: In Soviet Russia… (0)
- 22: What is Dangerous Lilly up to these days? (1)
- 19: I Hate Ohio (0)
- 17: That is the most awesome…wait, you did WHAT to celebrate? (0)
- 16: A pregnant… something. (0)
- 12: Dangerous Lilly - Making Dicks Soft Since 2008 (1)
- 09: ʇn1s (1)
- 08: Dangerous Lilly has got it going on (1)
- 05: Ever Fuck A Fatty? (3)
- 04: My Computer (0)
- 03: What are YOU going to do about it? (0)
- 02: This just in: local moron does moronic thing. (0)
- January 2010 (17)
- 29: Why Me? Why Me? (0)
- 28: Psychotropic Sex Cucumbers (0)
- 27: “It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.” (0)
- 26: Do you fuck you? (0)
- 25: Arnold Will Fuck You Up (0)
- 22: Don’t Read While Eating! (0)
- 21: I Fucking Love You… and Shit (0)
- 20: We’re Sure We’ll Determine the Cause Soon (0)
- 19: Take that, Old Raisin Balls! (0)
- 18: Happy Martin Luther King Day. Never Forget! (0)
- 15: You Bipolar Fuck (0)
- 13: Ridiculous Lawsuit #4,979,973,512,234,907,142 (0)
- 12: Melyssa Ford (0)
- 08: Big Ticket Item (0)
- 06: Taco Hell (0)
- 05: Drug Dealer Thwarted by World of Warcraft Habit (0)
- 04: Happy New Year + FOTD!! (0)
- December 2009 (15)
- 31: The Modern Nazi (0)
- 29: Bad news for anybody who doesn’t like China. (0)
- 22: James Cameron. (0)
- 18: It’s BACON!!! (0)
- 17: You don’t like my Book?!? We’ll see what the FBI has to say about that! (0)
- 16: Do YOU Have Trouble Performing Everyday Tasks Like Breathing? (0)
- 14: Why’d ya do it, BC Woods Clone?! (1)
- 11: Grip It and Rip It (0)
- 09: The Perfect Crime (0)
- 08: Today’s Freak is NOT Tiger Woods. (0)
- 07: That is Racist! (0)
- 04: Hello, Fatty. (0)
- 03: Chinese People With No Arms: And How the Internet Is a Failure (0)
- 02: Fuck You, Internet, For Making Me Learn About These Things (0)
- 01: Happy World AIDS Day! (0)
- November 2009 (16)
- 30: So You Were not in a Coma for 23 Years? That sucks. (0)
- 20: Plot Twist (1)
- 19: My Sister’s Cat: Serial Rapist (0)
- 18: Mmmm, Bob-Kebab (1)
- 17: Raisins. (0)
- 16: Oh Em Gee, Obama disgraced our country to the likes of Japan! (0)
- 13: Mmmmm…..cunty (0)
- 12: A Sense of Proportion (0)
- 11: Food Fight! (0)
- 10: The Worst Morning of Your Life (0)
- 09: Who Says Asians Are Bad Drivers? (0)
- 06: Next…When Monkeys Attack (0)
- 05: The Man Who Did Karate in the Street (0)
- 04: A Cluster-Fuck of Freaks (0)
- 03: One order of lawsuit. Hold the salt. (0)
- 02: I am so glad there is a Fat Blog. Aren’t you? (0)
- October 2009 (21)
- 30: Turn That Shit Down (0)
- 29: People Who Have Never Read The Wheel of Time (0)
- 28: And In Other Shocking News… (0)
- 27: Test post (0)
- 26: Freak of the Day going down for a few days… (0)
- 23: 0 Balls and 2 Strikes (0)
- 22: People Who Do Radio Shows By Themselves (0)
- 21: Some Cases Just Don’t Play Well In The Media (0)
- 20: Hollywood can have this one. (0)
- 19: Either a kid who was just raped, or a kid who just had his World of Warcraft account deleted. You decide (1)
- 16: Fuck You and Your Stupid Balloon (0)
- 15: The Swine Flu (0)
- 14: War FINALLY Goes Extraterrestrial! (1)
- 13: Welcome to the Ayn Rand School of Discipline. (3)
- 12: Por Que no puedo comprarlo?! (0)
- 09: Fuck Your Witches In Their Fucking Assholes (0)
- 08: Premature Urinators (1)
- 07: ORLY? (3)
- 06: Bear owner dies a predictable death. (0)
- 05: Sherri Shepherd to make a reality show. *Yawn* (0)
- 02: Can Anyone Spare 4 Wheels? (0)
- September 2009 (18)
- 30: I Have Been Seriously Damaged Here, People (1)
- 29: Up next, on “World’s Shittiest Ghost Hunters.” (8)
- 25: Left-Handed Cock Holders (1)
- 24: Myself… Again (0)
- 23: Looney Is As Looney Does (2)
- 22: Philly Policeman Murders Good Taste (1)
- 21: Call Me Mommy. Say It. SAY IT. (0)
- 16: Sign Me Up For A Sandra Day O’Connor! (2)
- 15: Everything sucks. (2)
- 14: A man ate his balls and took pictures of it. No this is not a joke. (1)
- 11: You Lie (0)
- 10: Myself (0)
- 09: STAY IN SCHOOL? Son, you’re skipping. I won’t have you listening to this liberal garbage. (0)
- 08: Cheap Freak (0)
- 04: Die Bitch. (0)
- 02: People too Stupid to Know They are Dumb (0)
- 02: Dammit, She Just Wanted To Nap (0)
- 01: James Freyed! (2)
- August 2009 (20)
- 31: Erra, RIP, Ted (0)
- 28: Bye Bye Flipper (0)
- 26: Pet Peevers (1)
- 26: As If Regular Poodle Haircuts Weren’t Bad Enough… (1)
- 25: “Count On Us” (1)
- 24: Et tu, Google (1)
- 21: I Want To Hate Fuck You (1)
- 20: Vampire Jesus (0)
- 19: Bigguts.com: A place for [insert cow and bison noises here] (5)
- 18: I was born here. (1)
- 17: It Was The Truth, From A Certain Point Of View: (1)
- 14: I Sure Hope This Is Beer (0)
- 12: No One Cares (0)
- 12: Today’s Lesson: Don’t Try To Rob A Ninja (1)
- 11: Classic Freak (2)
- 10: Nick Cannon does something funny. Finally (0)
- 07: She Created a Bitch (1)
- 06: People Who Monopolize the Time of Librarians (0)
- 04: The TRUTH (3)
- 03: The Poconos guy who keeps fucking potholes (0)
- July 2009 (22)
- 31: Computers (1)
- 30: She’s The Only One To Cure My Achy Breaky Heart, Officer. (3)
- 29: Really? This Is My Shitty Gift? (1)
- 28: Get ‘em, Dick! (2)
- 27: New Jersey did something right, Kills American Idol (1)
- 24: Erin Andrews Naked Sex Tape (2)
- 23: Bob Park (3)
- 21: Future Freak (1)
- 20: Paula Abdul is sober (2)
- 17: Arkansas Logic (5)
- 16: Kitty Genovese Killers (4)
- 15: And That’s Why Fifth Grade Was My Favorite Year… (1)
- 14: Dear Father is in trouble. (2)
- 13: What goes on in NJ? A man dying in Chocolate. That’s what (2)
- 10: A Strong Pimp Hand? Indeed! (0)
- 10: Ever Hear of a Condom? (0)
- 09: Neil deGrasse Tyson (0)
- 08: Freak of the Day Champion (2)
- 07: World’s Greatest Dad (1)
- 06: What the FUCK is this? (3)
- 02: People Who Make Historical Comments to People Who Look Like Abraham Lincoln (5)
- 01: Give Me $9,000 Bucks And I’ll Give You The World (2)
- June 2009 (22)
- 30: Real and Free (5)
- 29: Thanks, Neti Pot (2)
- 26: Black Person Arrested for Doing Black Things (2)
- 25: Mark Sanford (5)
- 24: Oh you Saudis! (1)
- 23: Tattookkake (1)
- 22: I Only Have A 140 Characters To Say This (11)
- 19: National Geographic Presents: The Mating Ritual of the Guido (4)
- 18: Geniusi (2)
- 17: I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me… (2)
- 16: Booger McMuffin (0)
- 15: You’re fat. Either accept it or do something about it, The Pretty Year (6)
- 12: Who Orders Seafood Anyway? (0)
- 11: Unfappable (0)
- 10: David Carradine in Hung Fu (0)
- 09: Edjucashun! (2)
- 08: So THAT’S Why I Have Scurvy! (2)
- 05: Ten Year Olds (0)
- 04: A Hit With The Ladies (1)
- 03: Off Duty Cop Found Guilty In Bartender Beating - World Stunned At the Failure Of His “Self Defense” Claim (0)
- 02: Fat kid gets stuck in a sewer. We laugh. World keeps on spinnin’ (0)
- 01: Woman Moves People With Story; Construction Equipment With Musculature (0)
- May 2009 (21)
- 31: Chop or Slice? (0)
- 29: Strip Poker, but With Rocks…and Without the Poker (1)
- 27: Glenn Beck: Americophiliac (4)
- 27: Bigger Is Always Better, Right? (0)
- 26: 555 lb kids and the mothers who neglect them (2)
- 22: Paradigm Research! (1)
- 21: *cough* Don’t be an asshole to good people *cough* (2)
- 20: White trash takes a giant step forward (1)
- 19: I Can’t Hear You (1)
- 18: The Biggest Loser (2)
- 15: The Dopest Rap Battle Ever (0)
- 13: The Bravest Ballsiest Son of a Bitch Ever: Mike Rowe (5)
- 13: The Homo Kid (5)
- 12: Swedish Man ISN’T Masturbating Under Robe, Says Court (1)
- 11: Ray the Douche Elemental (5)
- 08: Here There Be Monsters (0)
- 07: Mind that Contemplates Universe Baffled by Sodomy (2)
- 06: Chief of the Psychic Unicorn Police (6)
- 05: Fagichu (3)
- 04: This is why I will never homeschool a kid (2)
- 01: Apex Predator Petting Zoo (0)
- April 2009 (5)
- 30: Reporters Who Talk About Susan Boyle (8)
- 29: 14 Year Old In Strip Club (0)
- 28: Trail Blazer (0)
- 27: No shit (or maybe yes shit?): MOM INJECTS TODDLER WITH HIS OWN FECES (3)
- 10: Coming soon… (0)
