That is the face of a stone-cold bitch beater. Fine, he is only 3′8″ (my best guess, I’m at work and not looking it up) and hasn’t worked in years, but he is still a thug.
The diminutive former “Diff’rent Strokes” star was picked up in his Utah hometown yesterday on a domestic-violence warrant, sources said.
That is according to Fox News, but I’m going with it.
Cops in Santaquin, outside Salt Lake City, would not comment on the arrest, but Utah County jail records indicate that Coleman, 41, was being held in lieu of $1,725 bail for the 2009 warrant.
He was on a TV show and can’t come up with $1700 bucks. Even Lohan could come up with that.
I know what you are thinking. You’re thinking that Gary Coleman is the Freak of the Day, but you would be wrong.
Coleman’s relationship with his wife, actress Shannon Price, has been rocky over the years, although the alleged victim in the current case is not known.
Shannon Price is our Freak of the Day. 1 - who the fuck marries Gary Coleman and 2 - Who the fuck gets beat up by a washed up midget?
I just googled Shannon Price. I have to say, I would fuck Gary Coleman's wife. I wouldn't brag about it or nothing, but I would fuck her.
I also, just like Mr. Coleman, would beat her ugly ass if she got a little unruly.
I also, just like Mr. Coleman, would beat her ugly ass if she got a little unruly.
A horse is a horse of course of course...
Out of curiosity, how do you let a midget abuse you? That to me is so insane.
Domestic Violence isn't funny, unless the attacker is a midget.
I can't fathom how it would work. His arms are like little vibraphone mallets that he must have furiously pounded against her thighs. Or maybe he climbed onto a stool and jumped on her back.
I've thought about this in great detail.
This is off topic, but hey, I didn't take us here.
Does anyone remember midget wrestling? It was hilarious and awesome. Picture normal professional (fake) wrestling, except with midgets. At some point, there was always a scene where one midget would jump on the ref's back, and he would spin around trying to get this tiny guy off his back.
Maybe Gary Coleman could revive midget wrestling. I'd pay to see that.
And someone needs to tell me why there isn't a sitcom with only midget actors. You can't tell me it wouldn't be funny, the jokes are built right in, and everything is funnier when said by a midget.
Does anyone remember midget wrestling? It was hilarious and awesome. Picture normal professional (fake) wrestling, except with midgets. At some point, there was always a scene where one midget would jump on the ref's back, and he would spin around trying to get this tiny guy off his back.
Maybe Gary Coleman could revive midget wrestling. I'd pay to see that.
And someone needs to tell me why there isn't a sitcom with only midget actors. You can't tell me it wouldn't be funny, the jokes are built right in, and everything is funnier when said by a midget.
You want off topic? I'll give you off topic.
I really really really really want to fuck a midget. I am hoping that one day someone (maybe Jess) will introduce me to a midget and I can fuck her. At the very least I can lie about fucking her.
The show will be called Little Dicks and be about two private detectives.
The show will be called Little Dicks and be about two private detectives.
I really really really really want to fuck a midget. I am hoping that one day someone (maybe Jess) will introduce me to a midget and I can fuck her. At the very least I can lie about fucking her.