Who is the Freak of the Day? Whatever genius had the courage to have Heather Locklear have cucumber sex with Swamp Thing. Now, I must live my entire life trying to perform a similar feat of daring lest I be denied entrance to Valhalla
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Rob, why has the forum blocked my Hulu imbed?
For now just post the link in your post. It won't copy over to the FoTD main page.
I must say, I saw the Hulu video from DUAT and I remember the flick. You are COMPLETELY giving people the wrong idea by calling it "Swamp Thing has cucumber sex with Heather Locklear". It brings to mind a completely different image than saying "she ate something that kind of looked like a cucumber, then Swamp Thing looked normal, and she had sex with him".
Yeah. I was under the assumption he like...grew a cucumber and just veggie banged her and made her have some hallucinations.
I haven't seen the video, but I'll infer that they took the comic with the hallucinogenic sex scene (which worked) and were retarded enough to try to adapt it into a movie (which didn't work).
I swear, 99% of the schlock in movies, music, and other forms of entertainment has something to do with people not understanding the shit they're trying to copy.