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Why Me? Why Me?

January 29, 2010 by Admin | Comments | Uncategorized

Ice princess Nancy Kerrigan’s brother Mark jailed for a brawl with their father that led to the elderly man’s sudden death, was jealous of her Olympic fame and prone to violent, drunken temper tantrums, Mark’s ex-wife said yesterday.

I’m mean, look at this woman:
nancy-kerrigan-bI would be terrified to put my dick anywhere near that mouth.
Where was I going with this? Oh yeah…

“It was a constant battle to keep him calm,” said Janet Kerrigan, who told “Inside Edition” that her ex envied his sister’s stardom.

“He would just say, ‘Oh, it’s always Nancy, Nancy, Nancy,’ ” Janet recalled. “When there was a family function, there was always an edge.”

I’m sure this story will get a lot more press and E! will be all over it, but I don’t care. I am still upset that I couldn’t jerk off to Nancy Kerrigan because of those teeth and was therefore forced to jerk off to the Tonya Harding porno. That just isn’t fair.
Nancy you are still the Freak of the Day. Now get those god damn teeth fixed.

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