I was watching “To Catch A Predator” last night. It’s one of my favorite shows…not because I find kiddy rape particularly amusing, but because of how inept and doofy the predators are. Last night, I saw BC Woods’ doppelganger:
Here is a pic of BC:
Now while we know that the predator is NOT in fact, BC Woods, I will go on and explain why it’s not BC Woods:
1. BC Loves children immensely. He watches his brother and sister all the time, cooks them food, and watches “The Little Mermaid” with them. A predator doesn’t watch Disney.
2. This evil clone went to meet up with a 14 year old girl. BC would NEVER do that. He is too ashamed of himself for whatever weird reason to meet someone off the internet.
3. The evil BC clone brought McDonald’s, specifically a double cheeseburger. BC has way more class than that as good nutrition for children is a requirement. “Good wholesome food or empty tummies,” is BC’s motto. It’s a also Mrs. Doubtfire’s motto, in case any of you thought that line sounded familiar.
4. BC is asexual. I think.
Today’s Freak of the Day is BC Woods’ evil twin. How DARE you look like BC and sully his reputation as an upstanding member of this world (and any fantasy world he creates)?
I believe there is only one solution to this dilemma. BC needs to take that chainsaw, find this guy, cut his head off, and harness his powers. There will, of course, be much fighting before this occurs.
It's seriously really weird. That predator looks so much like him but is the opposite of him in every other aspect. BC is really intelligent, that guy was big, slow, and dimwitted, like Lennie from "Of Mice and Men."
I like that plan Ken, but only if he yells "there can be only one!" after the beheading.
As an aside how long before evil BC clone gets beat up? Not for fucking children, but by the Irish for his choice of hats on his TV debut appearance.
This makes me so fucking nauseous.
I have an impossibly stupid question about the show 'To Catch A Predator'.
Do the alleged predators sign a release to be on the show? Do they not have to sign one? Does somehow being charged with that crime preclude them from needing a release? Or are they all really that stupid and want to be on the show?
I have always wondered about this.
I've always wondered that too Tom. Can we get a legal ruling? You could argue it either way.
1) Most television appearances require contracts, waivers, signatures blah blah blah.
2) Security cameras are used by homeowners/businesses to catch criminals without requiring waivers, notices blah blah blah.
So which takes precedence? Like Tom asked does his being a potential criminal negate the normal requirement of signing a waiver to appear on national television?
AND they both wear plaid shirts. Fuck, that is weird.
1) Most television appearances require contracts, waivers, signatures blah blah blah.
2) Security cameras are used by homeowners/businesses to catch criminals without requiring waivers, notices blah blah blah.
So which takes precedence? Like Tom asked does his being a potential criminal negate the normal requirement of signing a waiver to appear on national television?
I believe the show is called "Dateline: To Catch A Predator", therefore it's a news show. A news show doesn't need a release because it's, well, the news.
I believe the show is called "Dateline: To Catch A Predator", therefore it's a news show. A news show doesn't need a release because it's, well, the news.
He also kind of looks like the lead singer of Barenaked Ladies.
BC, you're a triple threat.
I also get Neil Cavuto a lot.
I can't help myself. He says something about the economy I disagree with and I just HAVE to hate fuck him.