Fuck the Yankees. Fuck them in their stupid asses. Fuck all you Yankees fans. You make the world a far shittier place with your dreary miserable self-righteous selves plaguing this world like a fucking genital wart on an otherwise noble schoolgirl.
So I had this exchange today:
Him: “I wanna punch Phillies fans in the face”
Me: “HAHAHA Your teams sucks.”
Him: “yeah we sucked last night”
Wait. “We.” Are you a part of the team now? You, Gary, you overweight moron who can barely walk up a flight of steps without choking on your phlegm? You sucked last night? You were in the field last night pitching like a hydrocephalic retard with cerebral palsy? Or were you the one who showed off his stuff by scoring the only point in the 9th inning? That was you? I think you had nothing to do with that. I think you just ate a bunch of Snicker bars and buffalo wings. I think you should go fuck yourself.
That’s the thing with all of these Yankees fans. They take credit for shit they have nothing to do with. You dressed like a 12 year old little leaguer in your 12×12 living room isn’t going to suddenly make the team play any better or worse. All it does it make you look like a douchebag when you tell people about it. That’s the true comedy here. Yeah, you’re an annoying asshat totally deprived of the most basic aspects of self-reflection, the funny is in the fact that you can’t acknowledge it.
“I’m a Yankees fan. Part of the Yankee nation. Fans support the team. We’re all in it together.”
I swear on my life this was said to me.
What does that even mean? Yankee nation? Shut the fuck up. Every Yankees fan talks like this; it’s as if they truly feel they’re a part of that overpaid shithole of a team. I mean if this were some kind of elaborate joke, then that would be one thing. But these idiots are 100% sincere. They’re like these mindless drones who can’t think outside the collective thought.
So fuck Yankees fans. Fuck them hard. They’re all idiot mouth breathers who should be shot on sight. IF you disagree with me, you’re wrong .
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Fuck you. My living is at least 13′ x 13′.
Loser.
On the one hand you’re talking about baseball, and it’s sexy.
On the other, while I’m not a Yankees fan, I do wear my teams gear when I watch their games, and I’m convinced my super special good luck move will somehow make them win.
…but you did use the words “little leaguer”, and you know I’m a fan of HP (HPFCC1 represent!), so I guess I’ll side with you here.
wow the jealousy is amazing. just drop the act and become a yankee fan. do u seriously think that ONLY yankee fans refer to WE when discussing their team? its a universal term used by all fans. this is why yankee haters are so pathetic. u just hate for the sake of it. come up with a REAL reason, all ur post says is “i wish i was yankee fan, they are so much cooler then me. but instead ill just hate on them.”
It would be redundant of me to just bash you because of your poor grammar, when that comes along with being a Yankees fan. I don’t know how to respond to your post because it’s just pointless and retarded. I wasn’t talking about other baseball teams, I was talking about the Yankees. Maybe next week I’ll do one on Cubs pride. Oh wait.
@IamRob was that RE my comment?
Yes. You’re really smart and stuff!
well go ahead bash my grammar. im interested to see what u think its wrong it.
apparently you didnt READ what i wrote. i was correcting the fact that u think ONLY yankee fans refer to their team in the WE. you must be really stupid if u couldnt understand that from what i wrote.
“well go ahead bash my grammar. im interested to see what u think its wrong it. ”
You’re right. You’re definitely the smartest person on this site. What cavemen the rest of us are.
“attacking grammer on a blog is the final safe haven of a failing (failed argumen)” Benny B
so there is nothing wrong with my first comment. i wrote ITS instead of IS. thats all u got? hahah LOSER!
i dont now what u meAn, this guy haves OWSUME grammer n stuf. ur just gellus of the yankes cuz there the BESTEST team in the history of teams ever are.
HATER!!!!21!!1!!!
Yes. Yes. Go ahead and wrap your stumpy fingers around a long wooden thing and fondle balls and shit. Baseball. Y’all are fans of this shit.
@Ken - Dude, how is the comic collection coming along?
Oh yeah, GO YANKEES.
I am not wearing a Jersey.
Michael, you write at the level of a retarded teenager. You can’t be bothered to add two extra letters to achieve the entire word “you,” you resort to a ridiculous, juvenile term like “haters” rather than providing cogent arguments, and your reasoning and logic are non-existent.
Your best argument is, in a nutshell, “Well, plenty of fans of other teams are retarded enough to act like they’re part of their preferred professional sports team.” Bravo. You have noticed that fans of all types are fucking dumb. Yet you’ve missed the underlying point of the article, i.e., that Yankees fans are especially egregious examples of this particular retardedness.
Now, please run along home and drink shitty beer while you cheer on “your” team and act as if their accomplishments and failings are yours. We understand that watching other people’s accomplishments from the sidelines is the central core of your life, and we don’t want to waste any more of your time away from it making pointless and uninteresting comments here.
Frank,
I find it interesting that you lambast a poster for not offering any “cogent arguments” and for being “juvenile” and then proceed to call him “retarded” in a variety of different ways.
I am not a yankee fan (and actually agree that some Yank fans fit the description posted) . However, you seem to imbue many of the characteristics of the very “sports fan” you are roasting (i.e. petty name calling, generalizing, crass language).
So take a bow Frank. You post is grammatically correct–something of hyper-importance for a blog (sarcasm)…a blog which clearly states in it’s mission statement that it has nothing to offer the reader. So you can now “run along”, with your classy self and sip your fine liquor from the snifter of your choice (pinky extended of course) and continue your quest and true calling of scouring the internets for misspelled blog entries. Have fun.
@beez hahaha thanks…
@frank UR A LOSER!
@Beez: I want to know how you’re able to type so well with Downs Syndrome. You’re totally missing Frank’s point, which is a good point. He gets it. You don’t. You’re obviously just either unwilling to get it or, if I may be honest, too fucking stupid to. Frank very may well be a sports fan. Who cares? This is about a single and specific focus of that generalized term, and you, with the eloquence of a retard playing Mozart, stumbled over it obliviously.
@Michael, ur 1 stoopid post away from being kicked off this thred LOL!11
@IamRob
How can one “miss the point” of anything on a Blog that is pointless?
Let that sift through your rock tumbler of a mind.
Ps. Please do kick me off this thread. It would only delegitimize you all the more…it that’s even possible.
@Beez, I wasn’t talking about kicking you off the thread, I was talking to the other idiot. But it can be arranged just the same, since your post pretty much sums up everyone’s expectations of you and what you’re capable of doing.
you deleted my comment!
Your comment about Yankee and its fans, though not well received by other commentators holding opposite views, is fully protected by the Bill of Rights, and you should be proud of yourself.
I’ve said these words since I was a little wonka,ALL REPEAT
AFTER ME!!!!!.FUCK THE YANKEES!,FUCK THE YANKEES!,
FUCK THE YANKEES!,FUCK THE YANKEES!,.Fans yeah
sure,the yankthese should be embarrassed by such front-
running,lack of baseball(yankee)knowledge,spoiled,FAGG-
BAGGS that call themselves(yankee)fans.Yeah ok I got 3
words for ALL yankee fans,whether your a true die-hard,or
just some prick with no-life who likes to wear yankee hats.
NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY!!! (GFY) GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!.
YANKEES SUCK!!!!!! and no matter what, they ALWAYS!!! will.
Remember what I said “yankee fans” GO FUCK YOURSELF!
i’ts very IMPORTANT that you REMEMBER this.
I’M DONE WITH THIS RANT!!!