Dec 28 2011

Holiday Themed Zenni Optical Frames

If you’re like me, getting older means getting more of these two things: toilet paper, and glasses. Luckily, toilet paper can be stolen from any public bathroom. But what about glasses? That’s where Zenni’s cheap eyeglasses come into play. They even have special holiday themed optical frames to make your blindness seem a lot more festive. Don’t believe me? Well see for yourself. This is the one I’ve picked:

They make me look like a sassy little elf girl ready to help Santa bundle his toys…which is exactly what someone like me would want to feel like.

Regardless, I encourage you all to check out these glasses. If you’re blind like Mr. Magoo, or just a tragic hipster one Lifehouse song away from cutting yourself, Zenni glasses are for you. If you still have doubts, maybe a testimonial from one of my readers, Nikki, will change your mind. Keep in mind, this girl is so blind that she might as well have been born with painted grapes for eyes.

Attention people. This is Nikki. You may be wondering why I can type so well being as blind as I am. Well I got Zenni glasses. Purple ones to be exact, and not only do I see better, but I also notice when guys are looking at me in the eyes instead of my boobs WHICH apparently I didn’t know were humongous. Thank you Zenni Optical for helping me see and notice that my boobs are big. You’re heroes!

You see that? Buy some cheap Christmas-themed eyeglasses and see how big your boobs are. If you think about it, that’s really what the holidays are about anyway.

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