Jan 9 2012
I never realized Chris Christie was this fat
When a heckler yelled, “Christie kills jobs,” Christie was ready with a response – New Jersey style.
“Really?” Christie replied. Something may go down tonight but it’s not going to be jobs, sweetheart.”
Let’s ignore the fact that NJ governor Chris Christie just threatened a girl with physical violence and focus on how fucking fat he is. I knew the guy was fat, but this is mega obese. So many questions! Like who works harder: Christie or his belt? Or, what do you think his car seat smells like?
Jan 09, 2012 @ 10:03:12
My immediate thought was that fat mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
…apparently I wasn’t the first to make that comparison.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2yb1gRnX1qehcdmo1_500.jpg
Jan 09, 2012 @ 10:11:48
That is so ridiculously perfect.
Jan 09, 2012 @ 10:06:01
Holy crap! yes!
I was trying to think of a mayor to compare him too. He looks like most people would assume a mayor of some made up town would look like.
Jan 09, 2012 @ 11:36:11
How can we take him seriously when he cant take his health seriously.
Jan 09, 2012 @ 11:54:03
The article mentions that he was yelling at some heckler. I’m trying to put myself into the heckler’s shoes. Here you’re making fun of some fat douchebag, you get a reaction out of him, and this huge…ENORMOUS, turd of a person who can barely stand up and talk without running short of breath and crushing his kneecaps with upper body weight is angrily yelling at you.
I’d be laughing my ass off. I would, no joke, be on the ground laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Angry fat people yelling is just awesome.
Ken
Jan 09, 2012 @ 15:25:11
He’s the fat crook from Dumb and Dumber.
What you may think you just read is, “He looks like the fat crook from Dumb and Dumber.” What I actually said was, “He’s the fat crook from Dumb and Dumber.” He IS the fat crook from Dumb and Dumber.
Jan 09, 2012 @ 15:29:14
I think the fat crook from Dumb and Dumber has more of an Overbite, no?
Tom
Feb 17, 2012 @ 20:03:31
Gov. Chris Christie is an embarrassment to New Jersey and the human race.