I am his #1 fan!
I know Carlos Mencia has a bad reputation, but to those losers who hate him: Whatever. He’s original.
Andy Dick = solid dude. Screw you Jon Lovitz for hitting him. You’re just jealous that you don’t have his hair!
I studied this one and sent it to a few science labs. Between the paw prints and the bite mark on the top right, scientists and myself both agree this means Rosie O' Donnell.
Ok this one took me a little time to decipher, but here it goes:
Hello Rob,
I am pleased that you are such a fan. It seems you have found out my secret. I am in fact a robot. Please keep this on the down low.
Faithfully,
Stephen Hawking
I couldn’t get an actual signature of Miss Terri Schiavo, so I just held a piece of paper under her mouth and she drooled on it.
This is Christopher Reeve’s signature. God bless him. He took literally 20 minutes to do this, and boy was it worth it. His wife helped keep the pen in his mouth steady.
Thank you, Chris, R.I.P.
Paris Hilton. Bless her soul, she does try so very hard! The only problem with this autograph is every time I read it, I get Rihanna’s “Umbrella” stuck in my head. Honestly though, I’m glad she did this for me. She even sorta almost stayed in all the lines!!
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