"Raise your hand if you have AIDS? YAY!"


E.T. Getting shot by Homeland Security after Phoning Home.


"The Good news is you have twins! The bad news is that both of them have hydrocephalus."


A cheerleader on her back with her legs up, ready to pull train from a football team.


If you dig up Barbaro’s decaying corpse. This is what it would look like.


Two mobsters digging a hole and throwing a carcass into it.


A puppy getting thrown into a vat of boiling oil. Or, Paris Hilton.


To pay for his crack addiction, the drifter Mr. Holland often skinned illegal Mexicans and sold their flesh to the Alpo dog food company.


A fetus getting flushed down the toilet.


Magic glasses that see into the future. The bad news is you have HIV. The good news is next week you're going to have unprotected sex with Pauly Shore.

Learning is fun, cuz KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!

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