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Japan - All hail our new overlords!
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 "For perfect juice every time, cut half an orange, place on top, twist and squeeze. I give you: the Agent Orange Juicer."
Japan is a unique country. A global economic powerhouse comprised of short people who drive worse than Sonny Bono skis. Out of all the things Japan does, the major thing is that they restore my faith in radiation giving humans super powers. After the A-bombs were dropped and the lymphoma set in, the Japanese became something comparable to X-men. Sure most of them fried and their kids were born with three unusable arms, but that’s a small price to pay for the Asians who became modestly brilliant. It’s the Machiavellian ideology put forth in its purest form by having the end justify the means. In their case, years of oppression, internment camps, and cancer, spewed a race of slanty-eyed Einsteins.
That’s cool. I just can’t wait for what’s in store for the Jews.
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 HAHAHAHA... I love Asians!
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 This is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. What a douche.
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 Oh dear Lord...what is wrong with people? IT'S NOT EVEN ILLEGAL!
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