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Montreal is a city filled with idiots and pansy men.
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 "Now all I need is to shove a siren up my eager ass and i'll be a true Canadian Police officer!"
Remember those days when your parents told you to that going school was a good idea? Well that’s because they didn’t want you to be Canadians. Now don’t get me wrong, a lot of great things came from Canada. Things like poutine and a good way to make “eh” a funny word. All in all, it has its purposes…it took me ten minutes to think of those two, but I’m sure there are more.
I recently went to Montreal. Let me say something about Montreal: If you can’t get laid there then the best thing for you to do right now is chop off your penis, and give it to your dog because I guarantee you that he will get more use out of it than you ever will. You can’t walk around that place without seeing a strip club, pretty women, and funny looking metrosexual men begging for their women to be taken away from them. Just remember, if you’re an American, you are automatically better than any Canadian. Anyone who celebrates something like “Canada day” has no right to ever claim superiority in any scenario. I take Arbor day more seriously than Canada Day. At least with Arbor Day I feel like I am contributing to something rather than fueling a country of suckiness. But their women are pretty. So any American women who read this now knows that they have no reason to be fat sloppy bags of pig fat.
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 I'm at a loss for words. Your kid is dumb enough to die FROM A VENDING MACHINE, and you write this website blaming the company? Your kid was stupid, it was only a matter of time before he killed himself in another stupid way, like choking on a gummy bear, or accidentally forgetting how to turn a doorknob to leave his house and die from starvation.
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 A wrestling fan cries...very awkward.
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 I loved this gem from his profile: Heroes: I would have 2 say myself....jus jokes, My forefathers i geuss. My people thrived if it wasnt for them..." I didn't even know that Canada had forefathers.
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