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NY City - I heart NY!
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 "Yo yo, I love my ho's and my bling, now if only i could sing...from the trees I swing."
There’s one phrase that comes to my mind when I go into NYC and that is, “diversity is not always a good thing.”
Despite the fact that this is by far the best city, you can’t help but notice that the good things about it are proportionate to the bad things about it. Kind of like a race-driven Newton’s law where for every middle-class white citizen present, you have an equal amount of black homeless guys pissing themselves in alleyways while lying on their beds of vomit created from sucking some guy’s dick for crack.
And for every whorehouse, there are awesome restaurants with awesome food. This is where I’ll shamelessly plug Nobu.
NYC has everything you could possibly want, everything within walking distance. If you want to see black people being their stereotypical selves, you can do that.
If you want to see rich people doing lines of coke off of a hooker’s ass, you can do that too. If you want to get mugged while jogging in Central Park, New York is the place to be.
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And you thought only perverts at strip joints could find a use for a cell phone camera. Hilarity is not without a sense of irony.
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There is nothing I could say that would make this site any funnier. I found it by looking up "kickz mad props" in google. I think this one is my favorite.
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The definition of "irony."
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