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Paris, France sucks.
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"Oompa Loompa Doompety Do.
Do I look like a faggot to you?"
I realize that there isn’t anything groundbreaking about France contributing nothing but estrogen-induced governmental action in our history, but Christ on a stick: what would you expect from people who think this kind of clothing is acceptable and the future of male fashion?
If you were thinking to yourself, “Man, I hope one day they cross an Oompa Loompa with A Clockwork Orange,” today may be the luckiest day of your life. This outfit was an actual suit for a fashion show trying to bring out the femininity in men. The designer saw being metrosexual as the wave of the future and designed this. Personally, I wouldn’t even use those clothes as my nutrag, and seeing things like this make me envy people like Helen Keller.
It’s true that Paris is charged by fashion, but then we ask ourselves, “Do we like Paris?” If you aren’t French and didn’t drink the things under your sink as a kid, the answer will always come back, “No.” It is official: Paris is the pussy juice stain that won’t come off our bed that is the world.
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If you didn't have a reason to hate the French before, now you do.
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A good history lesson on France's success with war.
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Worst news ever...
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This is why policemen should be allowed to carry elephant guns. "A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos."
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