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Sydney. Explore the wonders.
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 An American can play with a stingray without dying!
I’ve decided to do Sydney for my next Map of the World entry in honor of Steve Irwin, who recently passed away.
Many people know that Australia started out as a land meant specifically for thieves. Britain wanted to alleviate more pressure on their already overburdened correctional facilities, thus…starting colonies in Australia.
Not many people know that the didgeridoo is the coolest instrument ever.
Many people know that Australia has the beautiful Great Barrier Reef that spans over 1500 miles.
Not many people know that Australians are filled with people who constantly beat diseases. And by diseases I mean children.
Many people can recognize Ayer’s rock, a small memorable hill referenced in pop culture that includes, but is not limited to Disney’s “The Rescuers Down Under.”
Not many people know about the Coriolis Force where if you flush a kitten down the toilet, the kitten will actually spin counter-clockwise, as opposed to the northern hemisphere where the kitten will spin clockwise.
Many people know that seasons in Australia are reversed.
Not many people know that Australians save millions of dollars on dairy imports by getting their cheese from the smegma off their uncircumcised penises because they’re so far away from France.
Many people know that Australia has a prime minister.
Not many people know that every night, while wearing a golliwog mask, he gets tied up into a sling while mistresses spread his sphincter with letter openers.
His safety word is “Taco.”
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