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Utah - Mormons are lame.

“After we’re done sucking each other’s cocks, let’s do some converting!”
“Brilliant!"

Salt Lake City: where the fun goes to die and then reincarnates itself as Mormon pedophiles.

Utah is known for its ridiculous liquor laws, lack of porn, and the collection of Mormon tumors that infect the city like genital warts infect vaginas. There isn’t anything else to say about it.

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This is Lance. He is 31, single, and Mormon. He is also obviously gay to everyone except his friends who are trying to set him up with women through this site. At least he’ll get some good fag hags out of this.

"I thought we needed something to define us,'' yeah I think a dead cat pretty much sums up all of Utah. Good work you guys.

If I ever rule the world, I'm starting a law that you need some kind of license before owning a web cam.