"I'm Chiverious!! And fat..."
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Found on Yahoo Personals
Headline: "Extra Extra Read All About Me"
Age: 32
Location: Lexington, KY
Height: 6'3"
Body Type: "few extra lbs."
Seeking: Man seeking Woman
Living situation: Alone
Income: 35k-50k
Personality Type: Friendly, Goofy, Other
Sign: Virgo
 Hey, how's it going? Let me tell you alittle about me.I'm 32 years old, single and I'm 6'3" tall with a few extra pounds I could do without, but that's more of me to love. LOL I am a very sweet, nice, wonderful, and respectful guy. I believe in treating the woman I am with the up most respect a woman deserves and more. I still believe in being chiverious by opening doors for the women and other acts of chivery. I like treating my woman to nice back rubs, fixing them hot bubble baths after tehy come in from a hards day at work. Oh did I forget to mention I'm little on the romantic side also.
What I am looking for is a lady who will look past the surface and see the real me. I am looking for someone to date and possibly a relationship that could lead into something long term. She doesn't neccerally have to have the same interest as I, but willing to give them a try as I would be willing to try some of her interest as well.
There is a reason why this guy is single. Well there are like 12 reasons, but one of them is because he is a complete idiot. He wants someone to “see past the surface?” No romantic relationship can work if there is no physical attraction between the two people, unless one of them is tied down to a bed in a basement dungeon in some psychotic, Silence of the Lambs-esque way, which I disturbingly feel is not beneath this man.
Nice try, Gacy.
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