
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
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Found on Yahoo Personals
Headline: Seeking Friend to Share the World With
Age: 37
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Height: 6'8"
Body Type: Fit
Seeking: Man seeking Woman
Living situation: Alone
Personality Type: Funny, witty, charming
Income: 35k-50k
Sign: Libra
Do you enjoy attending the theater, or a choral concert? I love Musicals and Broadway plays. Some of my hobbies include sewing, cooking, and baking.(7 years of 4-H and 3 years of Home Economics) I am from Southwest WA and seafood is my favorite food, with asian cuisine coming a close second and Italian coming in third.. I follow a alternative religion that is Goddess based!!(Do what thou will but harm none!! And that harm you do unto will return unto you thrice fold.) I am also into the SCA (rennisance festivals ect).
***!!No Smoking Is A Must!!***
***!!(I am very allergic to it)!!***.
Whatever happened to those days when having balls was cool? This guy is such a pansy that I think I just had a period from all the estrogen in his personals ad. What self-respecting man goes to a Renfair? I think I would rather fellate a cactus.
***!!GO KILL YOURSELF!!***
***(NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU)!!***
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