"Hair that a lawnmower couldn't cut."
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Found on Yahoo Personals
Headline: Scorpio seeks....
Age: 48
Location: Oklahoma City
Height: 5'11"
Body Type: Average
Seeking: Man seeking Woman
Living situation: Alone
Personality Type: Explorer
Sign: Scorpio
 Fairly easygoing redhead(graying with age) seeks female to enjoy travel, movies,live theatre,music festivals, dinner(in or out) and whatever else that comes along. Open to new things. Have a passion for aviation related things(I fly balloons) and love old trains. Would love to ride through the mountains aboard an old steam train, the scenery I think, would be spectacular.For a nostalgic fix, a cruise down Rte.66.
Not into the bar scene, but do enjoy live music (jazz, R&B,classic rock, some country, etc).
I am looking for a woman that takes care of herself and her children(if any). She should understand that there are times when we would be togther and times when we won't. Looks are somewhat important, but its whats on the inside that really counts. There needs to be some chemistry in the match.
NOTE: Please don't send messages if you don't live here in the US.
I love how in the last sentence he restricts his criteria to women who “live here in the US,” as if blind people didn’t exist in other countries. Also, I’m not sure what animal lives on that guy’s head, but I am 99% sure that whatever it is, it needs to be put to sleep.
He looks like Einstein in ginger form. Maybe he should spend less time trying to court women, flying balloons, and loving old trains…and more time discovering the ‘Theory of slitting your Wrists.’
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