Makes you wish Lincoln never signed that thingy, right?
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Found on Myspace
Headline: ".:.:.Phattybread.:.:."
Age: 28
Location: Red Bank, NJ
Height: 5'4" Weight: 175
Body Type: [Ridiculously obese and disgusting.]
Seeking: Ho seeking Pimp
Living situation: Parents
Personality Type: Stereotypical loud black girl...who "grew up on Lipton Iced Tea."
Sign: Aries
 I am a 28 year old female from outta New Jerzey! I love to wild out and have fun with my peoples! People Say I am loving caring and fun to be with..... To top it off Imma Freak!!!!! LOL! All the SWINGERS in this muthaf*%$a say "WHERE THE PARTY AT!!!" My page is UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!! That means for now there's a bunch of stuff all ova! I'mma newbie to My space so sho me some luv!!
I would love to meet all types of people on here! I don't discriminate... All I ask is that ur over 21!!! I am such a friendly person and I love to have fun. I am not into drama! O but best believe I handle what cums my way! So All I can really say is "IF U A REAL PERSON AND U KEEP IT REAL, NEVER FRONTING FOR NO ONE...HOLLA AT CHA GURL".... oh yea and if ur a freak like me ya betta GET AT ME!!!! (maybe we can compare notes, and quotes and sh*t!) *wink*
I don’t think I’ll ever look at fudgsicles the same way again.
I’m sorry to cut this short, but I seriously couldn’t take anymore of her profile music which basically blasts a bunch of Destiny’s Child tunes...that and the fluctuations between capital and lower case in her text were making my eyes water... and the urge to smash her head into a rake is dangerously close.
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