"That's a Huuuuuuuuuuuge Bitch!”
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Found on Yahoo Personals
Headline: Lollipop maker needs lollipop taster!
Age: 35
Location: Wilkes-Barre, PA
Height: 5'8"
Body Type: Thick
Seeking: Woman seeking Man
Living situation: With kids, With parents, With pets, Family and friends visit often
Personality Type: giver
Sign: Taurus
 Well to describe myself wouldnt do any justice in how one percieves me, but I will try anyway. I have been told that I am sweet, kind, caring, loving, trustworthy, and honest. I dont pretend to be something that I am not. I am always telling my kids, "It's better to be hated for who u are, then to be loved for who you're not (van zant)."
Well I am a 36 y/o divorced BBW mom of 2. I have a 16 y/o son, and an 11 y/o daughter.
What am I looking for? Well, while I am not looking for someone who is rich monetarily, I am looking for someone who is rich in LOVE, if there is anyone out there. I am self employed, I am a deliver person for one of the local newspapers here in my hometown, and I also have my own little business. I make old fashioned hard candy lollipops. I have been doing this for approximately 4 years.
Although, you will hear me listening to the big hair bands from the 80's. I have a fairly decent collection of DVD's, over 200 since last summer. I also collect silver coins, silver certificates, and last but not least, Precious Moments Figurines. I like to go to the movies, out for dinner, or just cuddling up at home with that someone special. I am a firm believer that friendship is the foundation to a great relationship. Plus, I learned that you should treat people the way you want to be treated yourself. It works to your advantage in the end. Well, if I keep chatting away, I wont have much to chat about, if someone interested comes along.!!!! If you are only into a woman because of how she looks on the outside, and not what she has in her heart, then keep moving on. Im looking for more than just a sexual relationship. I hope my Prince is out there somewhere, and is just as eager to find me, as I am to find him.
Thanks again for stopping to read my profile.
P.S. I think I look better in person, than in a pic.....if u like to smile, just look up my location and pic. Thanks again.
If she really meant that being something you’re not is a bad thing, then why would she describe her body as “thick?” Just be honest with yourself and admit you’re a fat and we’ll call it a day. I mean, I expect you to be able to make that connection with that lofty job of delivering newspapers. You know, that really strenuous job of missing “The View” everyday so people who are important can read their news? The same job that kids get so they can pay for bubblegum? Yes, you are the apotheosis of good judgment and success. We can only hope your kids follow in your EEEE-wide footsteps.
...and if they fail at life you'll be there to give them a lollipop.
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