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I'll take 'Mike Myers look-alikes for $1000, Alex!


"I'll take 'Mike Myers look-alikes for $1000, Alex!"
Headline: Let me woo you with poetry
Age: 34
Location: Monessen, PA
Height: 5' 9"
Body Type: Large
Seeking: Woman seeking Woman
Living situation: with pets
Personality Type: Friendly, Clever / Quick Witted, Dry / Sarcastic, Campy / Cheesy, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Sign: Pisces

If you ask people that know me, they'll tell you I'm considerate,sweet,funny,honest,loyal and caring. I'd consider myself fun loving,family oriented and an animal lover. I like 80's music,tv,reading, writing and hanging with my friends and family. I'm looking for a down to earth woman who enjoys the simple things in life.

This is the first lesbian profile where I didn't see any mention of Ani DiFranco or in vitro fertilization. I picked her because she looks like Mike Myers, and nobody finds him attractive.
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