Dec 14 2011
Jennifer Lopez keeps trying
Jennifer Lopez is getting to be that age where she really shouldn’t be doing whatever it is she’s doing in this picture:
Apparently, the flesh-toned body suit Jennifer Lopez wore during her performance at the American Music Awards last month was a hit. The 42-year-old mother of toddler twins looks incredible suited up in a similar one piece, this one black and lace, for will.i.am’s new video, “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever),” for which she sings the chorus.
Yeah, she really looks incredible, which is why every picture I could find of her in this magical body suit is blurry. Ironic since we live in an age of High Definition everything. Papparazzi can practically film the pubes on Lindsay Lohan’s vagina from a mile away with amazing clarity, yet Jennifer Lopez’ pictures always look like we’re seeing her with cataracts.
Dec 14, 2011 @ 05:49:19
Wasn’t she voted like, hottest woman of the year this or last year?
Must be the blur effect. I’d almost prefer to look at fire crotch’s beefy pubes.
Dec 14, 2011 @ 05:50:21
Is this true? She looks like a rat that snorted face paint.
backwards7
Dec 14, 2011 @ 08:15:33
In the top photograph she looks like Brian Eno when was in Roxy Music – when he was balding but still had really long hair.
Dec 14, 2011 @ 14:37:34
Right.
I was thinking along the lines of RuPaul’s Drag Race meets a Tijuana donkey show.
Dec 14, 2011 @ 15:19:00
I’d still mate with her and sell the offspring.
BC Woods
Dec 14, 2011 @ 14:41:56
I would still make sweet, delicate, gentle love to her and then cry afterwards because she’s a lot older than me and I barely know her and one day she’ll die and I’ll have to think “What was that all about anyway?”