Dec 19 2011

Kim Jong Il Obituary

Kim Jong Il, the world’s goofiest looking tyrant is dead at 69 (heh). He is survived by his wife Kim Young-sook, and his children Kim Sul-song
Kim Jong-nam ,Kim Jong-chul, and Kim Jong-un.

SEOUL (Reuters) – North Koreans poured into the streets on Monday to mourn the death of iron leader Kim Jong-il as state media hailed his untested son as the “Great Successor” of the reclusive state whose atomic weapons ambitions are a major threat to the region.
Earlier a tearful North Korean television announcer, dressed in black and her voice quavering, said the 69-year old ruler died on Saturday of “physical and mental over-work” on a train on his way to give field guidance — advice dispensed by the “Dear Leader” on trips to factories, farms and the military.

Kim Jong Il was known for his whacky glasses and threats of nuclear Holocausts. He will be missed by someone. When reached for comment, his son, Kim Jong-un said the following before taking over as Supreme Leader of North Korea :

Herro,
My name is Kim Jong-un and I rike to exrain are the pran I have legarling ruh state of Chosŏn (Nolth Kolea to the lound eyes).
First or-rer of behniss, the new lules:
NORUN IS ARROWE TO SAY I HAVE CHUBBY FACE! NO RUN!
NORUN IS ARROWE TO RAWK STALTING WITH REFT FOOT. LIGHT FOOT ONRY!
NORUN IS ARROWE TO RICK ANY RORRIPOP OF ANY KIND.
NORUN IS ARROWE TO ROOK ME IN EYES. NO RUN!
EVELY FLIDAY IS RACKY TACKY TSHUT DAY. NO EXCEPTRUNS.
NORUN CAN PRAY PING PONG WITH BRUE PADDLE.
NORUN CAN PRAY PING PONG WITH BRUE PADDLE.  (HIRIGHTED TWICE!!!!)
NORUN IS ARROWE TO RIKE THE B-52S.

I WERE ADD MORE AS I THINK OF THEM.

IF RUN BLAKES RURE THEN THEY WILL BE KIRRED AND/ OR ROOSE THEIR RIFE REARRY REARRY QUICKRY!

By Rob • News • 4