The Duggar family is disgusting

If you don’t know who the Duggar family is, that’s ok. Here they are:

The Duggar family is famous for having less common sense than a ginger kid has friends. The mother treats her vagina like a clown car by seeing how many unevolved looking runts she can squeeze out it. The answer to that question by the way is 19 and one miscarriage.

During a routine check-up Thursday, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar received the heart-wrenching news that their 20th child no longer had a heartbeat and Michelle’s pregnancy had ended.

“Our doctor said it was wise to let this miscarriage happen naturally,” says Michelle, 45, who is resting at home. “And so that is what we are going to do.”

“There are people praying for us and angels surrounding our home, and there was peace in the sorrow and the grief. Those feelings are mingled together.”

“I really believe that God sees the bigger picture,” Jim Bob Duggar said. “I hope that her short life can encourage other people who have gone through things like this. It was very healing, and we have precious memories.”

I'll give you 10 dollars if you can show me a more obnoxious looking couple.

Oh so you’re starting to take the doctor’s advice now, Michelle? I’m sure your doctor said it was perfectly natural to get knocked up 20 times and make your vagina look like rotting hamburger meat.

Everything about this family disgusts me. Everyone’s name is unnecessarily long and starts with a J (Like Joshua James and Joy-Ann). The Duggars are obnoxiously religious and try to make everything about God. I’m sure “God” wanted you to have 19 kids and a reality TV show where you parade your backwards hick family around your podunk little Arkansas town, right? And I’m sure it was “God” who wanted your child to die in the womb, because when I think of a loving Christian God, I automatically think of infanticide.

So what does a normal sane family who experiences something tragic like a miscarriage do? Why they hold a public funeral and tweet pics of the dead fetus of course!

The Duggar Family, grieving from the loss of what would’ve been their 20th child, not only named the miscarried baby (a girl, Jubilee), they held a memorial service for her and took photos of the corpse, one of which made it onto Twitter.

It’s unclear which family member or friend posted it online, but the Duggars weren’t trying to keep it private. An artistic picture of the fetus, due in April, was distributed it at the memorial Wednesday. We have not posted it here for obvious reasons.

Of course, I’ll post the picture:

It’s pretty revolting and wrong when you…ah screw this. I’m done teaching idiots moral lessons. I’m starting to sound like an Oompa Loompa.