Dec 14 2011
Time Magazine is a load of crap
Time Magazine is famous for its “Person of the Year” award. Apparently people think it’s a prestigious honor, and maybe it is, but there’s something about having Justin Bieber on the same list as Larry Page that just doesn’t seem quite right. One invented Google, a site that has connected the world in unheard of ways, the other is responsible for singing a song called “Baby.”
So this year, Time Magazine has stooped to an even newer level of stupid. Here is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year:
The Protester
The Protester isn’t a person, it’s a group of people. You can’t have a group of people be “Person of the Year,” it doesn’t make sense. Do you realize what would happen if only one person were protesting something? They’d be ignored or have a blog or something.
And why the hell are we giving awards out to protesters? Occupation Wall Street is nothing but a bunch of lazy jobless dolts who are using protesting as an excuse to not grow up. I know Times is referring to the Egyptian protests, but they didn’t specify, and therein lies the problem with labeling a group of people as one person.
You know who should deserve the award? Angela Zhang. You don’t know who she is because that list is a retarded mess. Angela Zhang is a 17 year old student who created a particle that targets only cancer cells and slices through them until they’re dead. Again, Justin Bieber only sings “Baby” and has millions of dollars, while Zhang made huge advances in treating several cancers and got a grant for college. Thanks, integrity.
Frank
Dec 14, 2011 @ 12:14:48
But it will take until Angela Zhang is 42 or so for the treatment to be fully tested and approved, and little pre-teen girls can scream their silly heads off about the maple syrup-swilling Bieber RIGHT NOW! Immediacy must be worth something, right?
Fucking world makes me sick sometimes.
Dec 14, 2011 @ 12:59:57
If Obama can get a peace prize for doing nothing than Justin Beaver should have won for being Justin Beaver. Right? Who’s with me! Yeaaaaaah!!!!!1!!!
Dec 14, 2011 @ 13:34:38
Hazahh?
I just think it’s wrong to put celebrities on a list that glorifies achievements. MAYBE Oprah, as much of a self-serving brat as she is. Justin Bieber though? Why the hell is he on there?
Dec 14, 2011 @ 14:58:54
Because he’s sooooo dreamy! Duh!
BC Woods
Dec 14, 2011 @ 15:01:07
It was worse when they said that “You” are the person of the year.
Dec 14, 2011 @ 15:01:08
When those girls grow up and Justin Bieber still looks like he’s 10, it’s going to be an interesting time.